I’m currently at Forest Bar, savoring my usual serving of foamy beverages. The music here is surprisingly quiet, allowing people to converse without straining their voices. There’s a newcomer behind the counter—let’s refer to her as Stella—who’s attracting quite a bit of attention from the regulars trying hard to appear charming despite being less than honest.
Many men around me seem to view courtship as some sort of sport; perhaps flirtation would be more accurate? Yes, definitely flirtation. In Swahili, we’d describe it as “Kubabaisha demu tu.” When someone truly aims to win over a woman, they’re genuinely pursuing a romantic engagement with her.
As you sip your drink, you notice a taller gentleman beside you engaging—or maybe manipulating—the conversation with Stella. He claims he adores her deeply, yet clearly met her only moments ago. Love at first sight?
This chap, whom I won’t identify due to potential risks since he occasionally peruses my scribblings, ordered two servings of Sere Laiti and polished them off faster than I did my single Castro Laiti.
When asked what she wants to consume, Stella opts for soda but receives encouragement otherwise: “You aren’t still in high school…go ahead and grab something classier,” suggests the suitor affectionately calling out Stella darling.”
“Thank you,” replies Stella, heading towards the shelf for a 375 ml bottle of Drostdy Hof—an expensive import costing upwards of ten thousand shillings!
Stella then consults Peter regarding permission to select said beverage. With approval confirmed under the terms ‘whatever belongs to me also goes to you,’ Stella proceeds confidently back toward us.
The patron nearby directs himself toward you saying, “Sir, kindly fetch another round?” You decline politely stating sufficiency coupled with imminent departure plans.
“But three pints hardly qualifies as excessive consumption!” mocks the persistent customer questioning advice on moderating imbibement habits.
“You merely need resolve against excess indulgence…limit each session accordingly,” advises the kafetaria-goer offering wisdom amidst jest.
“How practical…” counters the eager consumer explaining difficulty curbing intake whenever funds permit expenditure beyond necessities…
“To avoid such scenarios limit available resources thereby constraining both alcoholism levels alongside charitable impulses observed herein…”
“A prudent approach indeed however personal finance management often favors abundance rather restraint…”
“In summary intoxicants pose sekurang-kurangnyathreat compared historical resilience displayed throughout masculine evolution!”
Reflective silence follows followed internally acknowledging Professor Janabi’s ongoing advocacy efforts praying divine reinforcement continues uninterrupted.
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