If you’re passionate about amassing riches
Drills holes in sacred groves
If you are unwell enough to wish for eternal rest,
Pass it all to your nearest relative now and always.
Everything which you did not work to accumulate
None of which came from your own harvest
What will lead to your demise is kleptomania.
If you cultivate the soil
Neither for green nor for grain
Yet for gold, and for barren profit
If you stuff your pockets completely full
Until it starts dripping
To let it fall not upon waiting, eager mouths
Yet into distended stomachs of excessively fed robbers
You are dealing with kleptomania.
If you find yourself consumed by unquenchable desire,
If that makes you feel to sow no seed
But to reap where you do not sow seed
If that makes you hunt money no matter the cost
To mint more coins to fill your storehouses
If you dare to end your own life
Just to own it all
You have been afflicted by Kleptomania
If your malady breeds greediness in sleepless degrees
If that malady does not feel like malarial fever
But reeks of a pecuniary flavour
If you cough out venom on those less of privileges
And you label them as lazy and cursed
And afterwards drape them around the edges
You have developed kleptomania.
If you’ve had enough of being impoverished,
And you think to reap from the poor
If you hesitate to assist the poor
But you hasten a tightened fist toward the poor
If you push a bitter pill down a poor throat
If you exhale solely to express your longing for wealth
You are ill and have been tested for kleptomania.
If you suffer from the agony of abundance,
Yet your intention is to benefit from a severe misfortune.
If you are weary from the appeals of those who suffer,
Yet you’re fixated on displaying your lifestyle.
If you watch with delight at their wickedness
Yet you distribute your riches among trivial indulgences.
You struggle with kleptomania.
If you don’t feel comfortable
Among those with modest means
If you can’t hand over as much as a dime
To serve as their economic support system
If you hide your hatred for the poor
Yet you practice how to heap compliments upon the middle class.
Then you are struggling with kleptomania.
If you make the monkey do heavy labor
For the baboon to receive the salary
If your specter claims the salary
For tasks completed by the ghost workers
If you refuse the salary
Among those who engage in genuine work
Then your disease can be diagnosed with ease.
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